Why Belly Jeans you might ask?That's thanks to my spoonerism. The crazy shit that happens when you mix up sounds in a sentence or word. Here are some of my ooops moments.
Can I have a bag of Belly Jeans? ( Jelly Beans)
Mawn Lower ( Lawn Mower)
The sen is sutting ( The sun is setting)
I put it in the chicken ( kitchen)
I heard a really bad salad today ( Sad Ballad)
I have to shake a tower ( take a shower )
And my favourite so far:
Large Cop Porn please! You should have seen the face of the girl behind the counter at the movies.
On that note , here is MJ to entertain you for a bit. http://youtu.be/Zi_XLOBDo_Y
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